You like someone who can’t like you back because unrequited love can be survived...– John Green
Anonymous asked: What do you wish you would've know a couple of years ago that you know now?
In other news my ex-boyfriend tattooed his new girls name on his arm.
Having a conversation with my boss about this guy...
Him: He's 19, and has 3 girls pregnant right now.
Me: Holy shit. That's crazy!
Him: Yeah I told him to buy condoms. Condoms are cheaper than babies, and you can flush them down the toilet. You can't flush a baby down the toilet man!
So today we were busy at the store and when it slowed down these two guys came in and I was helping them out, you know being the bitchin’ sale chick that I am. Then we started talking about where I live and turns out that he plays indoor soccer in my town. So then he was telling me how he loves riding quads and going swimming and doesn’t drink and loves to read and I’m like MARRY...
Well I don’t know who’s dick you had to suck to get that part cause...– -Girls Lmao funniest thing I have heard all day.